Thursday, August 28, 2008

Noah and Kaleb

Here is Noah's interview:

1. What is something your mom always says to you?

"I love you."

2. What makes mom happy?

"A clean house."

3. What makes mom sad?

"When we disobey. I was about to say a dirty house, but that's mad, not sad."

4. How does your mom make you laugh?

"When she miss says things and tells jokes."

5. What was your mom like as a child?

"I don't know, are you kidding me who knows what their mom was like as a child?" Apparently I should open up more about my childhood.

6. How old is your mom?

"Um, I thought, are you 32 or 30? Daddy is 34 so that would make you 30. How old is daddy mom?"

7. How tall is your mom?

"Um" insert laughter "Um, 5'2, no there is no way your 5'2, I don't know, why don't we measure you right now."

8. What is her favorite thing to do?

"Stay home with her children, or go places with her children."

9. What does your mom do when you're not around?

"Do stuff on the computer, and maybe read a little."

10. What is your mom really good at?

"Mothering, teaching, cooking" "Oh, she is good at cleaning the house, type that in there too."

11. What is your mom not very good at?

"I am sure she is not very good at surfing. Of course we don't surf, so daddy's not any good at it either. I just don't know how you keep your balance on that board."

12. What does your mom do for her job?

"Um, stay home and take care of children."

13. What is your mom's favorite food?

"Soup"

14. What makes you proud of your mom?

"A lot of things. She is here with us all the time instead of working like other moms. She likes children, of course that is obvious."

15. What do you and your mom do together?

"School, we do Bible studies together."

16. How are you and your mom different?

"Um, she's 31 and I am 11 she's a girl I'm a boy and she is taller than I am."

17. How do you know your mom loves you?

"Because she punishes me when I do wrong things, and she tells me she loves me all the time."


Last but not least, Kaleb's interview.

1. What is something your mom always says to you?

"Stop saying ya know what I'm sayin'"

2. What makes mom happy?

"A clean house and not having to watch the democratic convention when she goes to work out."

3. What makes mom sad?

"Her own sinful state, and mine."

4. How does your mom make you laugh?

"With her humor, her smile, and how passionate she is about some things."

5. What was your mom like as a child?

"Spoiled and depraved"

6. How old is your mom?

"30-something"

7. How tall is your mom?

"About 5 and 1/2 feet." He only knows this, because he knows his own height...the same as mine.

8. What is her favorite thing to do?

"Spend time with her family."

9. What does your mom do when you're not around?

"Go shopping, date her husband, and occasionally spend time with her girlfriends."

10. What is your mom really good at?

"Getting her point across."

11. What is your mom not very good at?

"What did Noah put?" Uncontrollable laughter "My brother has a point, she is probably not very good at surfing. She is also not very good at rock climbing. In fact she would never even attempt it." Yep, he has that right.

12. What does your mom do for her job?

"She is a homemaker."

13. What is your mom's favorite food?

"ANY kind of Soup" OK, for the record I love soup, but tacos are my favorite food. (HTML edited by the interviewee)

14. What makes you proud of your mom?

"Her dulocity." laughing "Half the people who read that are not going to know what it means, so put in parenthesis, her servants heart." Half the people? Only the people at our home meeting last night will know what it means.

15. What do you and your mom do together?

"Talk and look at third party candidates."

16. How are you and your mom different?

"Well there are many ways that we different, but I think the biggest difference is that I am a little bit weirder."

17. How do you know your mom loves you?

"Through her actions, ya know what I'm sayin'?"

2 comments:

Janet said...

Man! Your kids are hilarious! I LOVED those interviews! Now I have to go and read the other one.....

lauradodson said...

Kaleb's #15 is cracking me up! Amen brother, ya know what I'm sayin'.